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Jon Cryer

Friday, 16th April 1965
NYC
USA



No Small Affair
Charles Cummings
1984
Noon Wine
Teenage Herbert
1985
O.C. & Stiggs
Randall Schwab Jr.
1987
Dudes
Grant
1987
Hiding Out
Max Hauser
1987
Pretty in Pink
Duckie Dale
1987
Superman IV: The Quest For Peace
Lenny
1987
Morgan Stewart's Coming Home
Morgan Stewart
1987
Penn & Teller Get Killed
1989
Hot Shots!
Jim "Wash Out" Pfaffenbach
1991
Heads
Guy Franklin
1994
Unstable Fables: 3 Pigs & a Baby
Richard the Pig
2008
Stay Cool
Javier
2009
Due Date
Alan Harper
2010

American Playhouse
Noon Wine
Teenage Herbert
01/21/1985
Two and a Half Men
Pilot
Alan Harper
09/22/2003
Two and a Half Men
Big Flappy Bastards
Alan Harper
09/29/2003
Two and a Half Men
Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell
Alan Harper
10/06/2003
Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Alan Harper
10/13/2003
Two and a Half Men
Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?
Alan Harper
10/27/2003
Two and a Half Men
Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful
Alan Harper
11/10/2003
Two and a Half Men
Phase One, Complete
Alan Harper
11/17/2003
Two and a Half Men
Merry Thanksgiving
Alan Harper
11/24/2003
Two and a Half Men
Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor
Alan Harper
12/15/2003
Two and a Half Men
Camel Filters and Pheremones
Alan Harper
01/05/2004
Two and a Half Men
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Alan Harper
02/02/2004
Two and a Half Men
Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick
Alan Harper
02/09/2004
Two and a Half Men
That Was Saliva, Alan
Alan Harper
02/16/2004
Two and a Half Men
Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats
Alan Harper
02/23/2004
Two and a Half Men
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Alan Harper
03/01/2004
Two and a Half Men
I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You
Alan Harper
03/22/2004
Two and a Half Men
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Alan Harper
04/19/2004
Two and a Half Men
No Sniffing, No Wowing
Alan Harper
05/03/2004
Two and a Half Men
My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet
Alan Harper
05/10/2004
Two and a Half Men
Just Like Buffalo
Alan Harper
05/17/2004
Two and a Half Men
Can You Feel My Finger
Alan Harper
05/24/2004
Two and a Half Men
Back Off Mary Poppins
Alan Harper
09/20/2004
Two and a Half Men
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Alan Harper
09/27/2004
Two and a Half Men
A Bag Full of Jawea
Alan Harper
10/04/2004
Two and a Half Men
Go Get Mommy's Bra
Alan Harper
10/11/2004
Two and a Half Men
Bad News from the Clinic
Alan Harper
10/18/2004
Two and a Half Men
The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance
Alan Harper
10/25/2004
Two and a Half Men
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Alan Harper
11/08/2004
Two and a Half Men
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Alan Harper
11/15/2004
Two and a Half Men
Yes, Monsignor
Alan Harper
11/22/2004
Two and a Half Men
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Alan Harper
11/29/2004
Two and a Half Men
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Alan Harper
12/13/2004
Two and a Half Men
A Lung Full of Alan
Alan Harper
01/03/2005
Two and a Half Men
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Alan Harper
01/31/2005
Two and a Half Men
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Alan Harper
02/07/2005
Two and a Half Men
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Alan Harper
02/14/2005
Two and a Half Men
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
Alan Harper
02/21/2005
Two and a Half Men
It Was Mame, Mom
Alan Harper
03/07/2005
Two and a Half Men
A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise
Alan Harper
03/21/2005
Two and a Half Men
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Alan Harper
04/18/2005
Two and a Half Men
A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On
Alan Harper
05/02/2005
Two and a Half Men
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Alan Harper
05/09/2005
Two and a Half Men
Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab
Alan Harper
05/16/2005
Two and a Half Men
Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts
Alan Harper
09/19/2005
Two and a Half Men
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Alan Harper
09/26/2005
Two and a Half Men
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Alan Harper
10/03/2005
Two and a Half Men
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Alan Harper
10/10/2005
Two and a Half Men
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Alan Harper
10/17/2005
Two and a Half Men
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Alan Harper
10/24/2005
Two and a Half Men
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Alan Harper
11/07/2005
Two and a Half Men
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Alan Harper
11/14/2005
Two and a Half Men
Madame and Her Special Friend
Alan Harper
11/21/2005
Two and a Half Men
Something Salted and Twisted
Alan Harper
11/28/2005
Two and a Half Men
Santa's Village of the Damned
Alan Harper
12/19/2005
Two and a Half Men
That Special Tug
Alan Harper
01/09/2006
Two and a Half Men
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Alan Harper
01/23/2006
Two and a Half Men
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Alan Harper
02/06/2006
Two and a Half Men
My Tongue Is Meat
Alan Harper
02/27/2006
Two and a Half Men
Ergo, the Booty Call
Alan Harper
03/06/2006
Two and a Half Men
The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer
Alan Harper
03/13/2006
Two and a Half Men
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Alan Harper
03/20/2006
Two and a Half Men
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Alan Harper
04/10/2006
Two and a Half Men
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Alan Harper
04/24/2006
Two and a Half Men
And the Plot Moistens
Alan Harper
05/01/2006
Two and a Half Men
Just Once with Aunt Sophie
Alan Harper
05/08/2006
Two and a Half Men
Arguments for the Quickie
Alan Harper
05/15/2006
Two and a Half Men
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Alan Harper
05/22/2006
Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Alan Harper
09/18/2006
Two and a Half Men
Who's Vod Kanockers
Alan Harper
09/25/2006
Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Alan Harper
10/02/2006
Two and a Half Men
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Alan Harper
10/09/2006
Two and a Half Men
A Live Woman of Proven Fertility
Alan Harper
10/16/2006
Two and a Half Men
Apologies for the Frivolity
Alan Harper
10/23/2006
Two and a Half Men
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Alan Harper
10/30/2006
Two and a Half Men
Release the Dogs
Alan Harper
11/13/2006
Two and a Half Men
Corey's Been Dead for an Hour
Alan Harper
11/20/2006
Two and a Half Men
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Alan Harper
11/27/2006
Two and a Half Men
Walnuts and Demerol
Alan Harper
12/11/2006
Two and a Half Men
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Alan Harper
01/08/2007
Two and a Half Men
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Alan Harper
01/22/2007
Two and a Half Men
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Alan Harper
02/05/2007
Two and a Half Men
My Damn Stalker
Alan Harper
02/12/2007
Two and a Half Men
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Alan Harper
02/19/2007
Two and a Half Men
I Merely Slept with a Commie
Alan Harper
02/26/2007
Two and a Half Men
It Never Rains in Hooterville
Alan Harper
03/19/2007
Two and a Half Men
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Alan Harper
04/09/2007
Two and a Half Men
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Alan Harper
04/16/2007
Two and a Half Men
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Alan Harper
04/23/2007
Two and a Half Men
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Alan Harper
04/30/2007
Two and a Half Men
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Alan Harper
05/07/2007
Two and a Half Men
Prostitutes and Gelato
Alan Harper
05/14/2007
Two and a Half Men
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Alan Harper
09/24/2007
Two and a Half Men
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Alan Harper
10/01/2007
Two and a Half Men
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Alan Harper
10/08/2007
Two and a Half Men
City of Great Racks
Alan Harper
10/15/2007
Two and a Half Men
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Alan Harper
10/22/2007
Two and a Half Men
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Alan Harper
10/29/2007
Two and a Half Men
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Alan Harper
11/05/2007
Two and a Half Men
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Alan Harper
11/12/2007
Two and a Half Men
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Alan Harper
11/19/2007
Two and a Half Men
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Alan Harper
11/26/2007
Two and a Half Men
Meander to Your Dander
Alan Harper
03/17/2008
Two and a Half Men
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Alan Harper
03/24/2008
Two and a Half Men
The Soil is Moist
Alan Harper
03/31/2008
Two and a Half Men
Winky-Dink Time
Alan Harper
04/14/2008
Two and a Half Men
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Alan Harper
04/21/2008
Two and a Half Men
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Alan Harper
04/28/2008
Two and a Half Men
Fish in a Drawer
Alan Harper
05/05/2008
CSI: Crime Scene Investigation
Two and a Half Deaths
Himself
05/08/2008
Two and a Half Men
If My Hole Could Talk
Alan Harper
05/12/2008
Two and a Half Men
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Alan Harper
05/19/2008
Two and a Half Men
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Alan Harper
09/22/2008
Two and a Half Men
Pie Hole, Herb
Alan Harper
09/29/2008
Two and a Half Men
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Alan Harper
10/06/2008
Two and a Half Men
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Alan Harper
10/13/2008
Two and a Half Men
A Jock Strap in Hell
Alan Harper
10/20/2008
Two and a Half Men
It's Always Nazi Week
Alan Harper
11/03/2008
Two and a Half Men
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Alan Harper
11/10/2008
Two and a Half Men
Pinocchio's Mouth
Alan Harper
11/17/2008
Two and a Half Men
The Mooch at the Boo
Alan Harper
11/24/2008
Two and a Half Men
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Alan Harper
12/08/2008
Two and a Half Men
The Devil's Lube
Alan Harper
12/15/2008
Two and a Half Men
Thank God for Scoliosis
Alan Harper
01/12/2009
Two and a Half Men
I Think You Offended Don
Alan Harper
01/19/2009
Two and a Half Men
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Alan Harper
02/02/2009
Two and a Half Men
I'd Like to Start with the Cat
Alan Harper
02/09/2009
Two and a Half Men
She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime
Alan Harper
03/02/2009
Two and a Half Men
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Alan Harper
03/09/2009
Two and a Half Men
My Son's Enormous Head
Alan Harper
03/16/2009
Two and a Half Men
The Two Finger Rule
Alan Harper
03/30/2009
Two and a Half Men
Hello, I am Alan Cousteau
Alan Harper
04/13/2009
Two and a Half Men
Above Exalted Cyclops
Alan Harper
04/27/2009
Two and a Half Men
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Alan Harper
05/04/2009
Two and a Half Men
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Alan Harper
05/11/2009
Two and a Half Men
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Alan Harper
05/18/2009
Two and a Half Men
818-jklpuzo
Alan Harper
09/21/2009
Two and a Half Men
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Alan Harper
09/28/2009
Two and a Half Men
Mmm, Fish. Yum.
Alan Harper
10/05/2009
Two and a Half Men
Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator
Alan Harper
10/12/2009
Two and a Half Men
For the Sake of the Child
Alan Harper
10/19/2009
Two and a Half Men
Give Me Your Thumb
Alan Harper
11/02/2009
Two and a Half Men
Untainted by Filth
Alan Harper
11/09/2009
Two and a Half Men
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Alan Harper
11/16/2009
Two and a Half Men
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Alan Harper
11/23/2009
Two and a Half Men
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Alan Harper
12/07/2009
Two and a Half Men
Warning, It's Dirty
Alan Harper
12/14/2009
Two and a Half Men
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Alan Harper
01/11/2010
Two and a Half Men
Yay, No Polyps
Alan Harper
01/18/2010
Two and a Half Men
Crude and Uncalled For
Alan Harper
02/01/2010
Two and a Half Men
Aye, Aye, Captain
Alan Harper
02/08/2010
Two and a Half Men
Tinkle Like a Princess
Alan Harper
03/01/2010
Academy Awards
82nd Academy Awards
John Hughes Tribute
03/07/2010
Two and a Half Men
I Found Your Moustache
Alan Harper
03/08/2010
Two and a Half Men
Ixnay on the Oggie Day
Alan Harper
03/22/2010
Two and a Half Men
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave
Alan Harper
04/12/2010
Two and a Half Men
I Called Him Magoo
Alan Harper
05/10/2010
Two and a Half Men
Gumby with a Pokey
Alan Harper
05/17/2010
Two and a Half Men
This Is Not Gonna End Well
Alan Harper
05/24/2010
Two and a Half Men
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Alan Harper
09/20/2010
Two and a Half Men
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Alan Harper
09/27/2010
Two and a Half Men
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Alan Harper
10/04/2010
Two and a Half Men
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Alan Harper
10/11/2010
Two and a Half Men
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Alan Harper
10/18/2010
Two and a Half Men
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Alan Harper
10/25/2010
Two and a Half Men
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Alan Harper
11/01/2010
Two and a Half Men
Springtime on a Stick
Alan Harper
11/08/2010
Two and a Half Men
A Good Time in Central Africa
Alan Harper
11/15/2010
Two and a Half Men
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Alan Harper
11/22/2010
Two and a Half Men
Dead from the Waist Down
Alan Harper
12/06/2010
Two and a Half Men
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Alan Harper
12/13/2010
Two and a Half Men
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Alan Harper
01/03/2011
Two and a Half Men
Lookin' for Japanese Subs
Alan Harper
01/17/2011
Two and a Half Men
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Alan Harper
02/07/2011
Two and a Half Men
That Darn Priest
Alan Harper
02/14/2011
Two and a Half Men
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Alan Harper
09/19/2011
Two and a Half Men
People Who Love Peepholes
Alan Harper
09/26/2011
Two and a Half Men
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Alan Harper
10/03/2011
Two and a Half Men
Nine Magic Fingers
Alan Harper
10/10/2011
Two and a Half Men
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Alan Harper
10/17/2011
Two and a Half Men
The Squat and the Hover
Alan Harper
10/24/2011
Two and a Half Men
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Alan Harper
10/31/2011
Two and a Half Men
Thank You for the Intercourse
Alan Harper
11/07/2011
Two and a Half Men
Frodo's Headshots
Alan Harper
11/14/2011
Two and a Half Men
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Alan Harper
11/21/2011
Two and a Half Men
What a Lovely Landing Strip
Alan Harper
12/05/2011
Two and a Half Men
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Alan Harper
12/12/2011
Mom
Pilot
Customer
09/23/2013
Two and a Half Men
Nangnangnangnang
Alan Harper
09/26/2013




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