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Conchata Ferrell

Sunday, 28th March 1943
Charleston, WV
USA



Deadly Hero
Slugger Ann
1976
Network
Barbara Schlesinger
1976
Girl Called Hatter Fox
1977
Death in Canaan
1978
Who'll Save Our Children?
1978
Heartland
Elinore Randall
1979
Rape and Marriage: The Rideout Case
1980
Seduction of Miss Leona
1980
Life of the Party: The Story of Beatrice
1982
North Beach and Rawhide
Doc Norman
1985
Where the River Runs Black
Mother Marta
1986
Samaritan: The Mitch Snyder Story
Ida Sinclair
1986
Eye on the Sparrow
Mary
1987
For Keeps
Mrs. Bobrucz
1988
Goodbye, Miss 4th of July
1988
Mystic Pizza
Leona Valsouano
1988
Opposites Attract
Flo
1990
Edward Scissorhands
Helen
1990
Deadly Intentions... Again!
Joan
1991
Backfield in Motion
Ann Bedowski
1991
Chains of Gold
Martha
1991
True Romance
Mary Louise Ravencroft
1993
Family Prayers
Mrs. Romeyou
1993
Heaven and Earth
Bernice
1993
Samurai Cowboy
1993
My Fellow Americans
Woman truck driver
1996
Freeway
Mrs. Sheets
1996
Crime & Punishment in Suburbia
Bella
2000
Erin Brockovich
Brenda
2000
Frankenweenie
Bob's Mom
2012

Good Times
Willona, the Fuzz
Miss Johnson
10/19/1977
McClain's Law
Pilot
Vangie Cruise
11/20/1981
St. Elsewhere
Hearts
Gina Barnett
01/11/1983
American Playhouse
Miss Lonelyhearts
Faye Doyle
01/25/1983
Murder, She Wrote
Something Borrowed, Someone Blue
Harriet
01/08/1989
Buffy, the Vampire Slayer
Go Fish
Nurse Greenleigh
04/05/1998
Two and a Half Men
If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap
Berta
10/13/2003
Two and a Half Men
Merry Thanksgiving
Berta
11/24/2003
Two and a Half Men
Camel Filters and Pheremones
Berta
01/05/2004
Two and a Half Men
I Can't Afford Hyenas
Berta
02/02/2004
Two and a Half Men
An Old Flame with a New Wick
Berta
03/01/2004
Two and a Half Men
Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark
Berta
04/19/2004
Two and a Half Men
Just Like Buffalo
Berta
05/17/2004
Two and a Half Men
Can You Feel My Finger
Berta
05/24/2004
Two and a Half Men
Enjoy Those Garlic Balls
Berta
09/27/2004
Two and a Half Men
A Bag Full of Jawea
Berta
10/04/2004
Two and a Half Men
Bad News from the Clinic
Berta
10/18/2004
Two and a Half Men
A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana
Berta
11/08/2004
Two and a Half Men
Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers
Berta
11/15/2004
Two and a Half Men
Yes, Monsignor
Berta
11/22/2004
Two and a Half Men
The Salmon Under My Sweater
Berta
11/29/2004
Two and a Half Men
Last Chance to See Those Tattoos
Berta
12/13/2004
Two and a Half Men
Those Big Pink Things with Coconut
Berta
01/31/2005
Two and a Half Men
Smell the Umbrella Stand
Berta
02/07/2005
Two and a Half Men
Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?
Berta
02/14/2005
Two and a Half Men
Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!
Berta
02/21/2005
Two and a Half Men
I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey
Berta
04/18/2005
Two and a Half Men
That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother
Berta
05/09/2005
Two and a Half Men
Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover
Berta
09/26/2005
Two and a Half Men
Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark
Berta
10/03/2005
Two and a Half Men
Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs
Berta
10/10/2005
Two and a Half Men
We Called It Mr. Pinky
Berta
10/17/2005
Two and a Half Men
Hi, Mr. Horned One
Berta
10/24/2005
Two and a Half Men
Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop
Berta
11/07/2005
Two and a Half Men
That Voodoo That I Do Do
Berta
11/14/2005
Two and a Half Men
Madame and Her Special Friend
Berta
11/21/2005
Two and a Half Men
Something Salted and Twisted
Berta
11/28/2005
Two and a Half Men
Santa's Village of the Damned
Berta
12/19/2005
Two and a Half Men
Humiliation Is a Visual Medium
Berta
01/23/2006
Two and a Half Men
Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded
Berta
02/06/2006
Two and a Half Men
My Tongue Is Meat
Berta
02/27/2006
Two and a Half Men
Ergo, the Booty Call
Berta
03/06/2006
Two and a Half Men
The Spit-Covered Cobbler
Berta
03/20/2006
Two and a Half Men
Golly Moses, She's a Muffin
Berta
04/10/2006
Two and a Half Men
Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro
Berta
04/24/2006
Two and a Half Men
And the Plot Moistens
Berta
05/01/2006
Two and a Half Men
Arguments for the Quickie
Berta
05/15/2006
Two and a Half Men
That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite
Berta
05/22/2006
Two and a Half Men
Working for Caligula
Berta
09/18/2006
Two and a Half Men
Who's Vod Kanockers
Berta
09/25/2006
Two and a Half Men
The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress
Berta
10/02/2006
Two and a Half Men
A Pot Smoking Monkey
Berta
10/09/2006
Two and a Half Men
Apologies for the Frivolity
Berta
10/23/2006
Two and a Half Men
Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head
Berta
10/30/2006
Two and a Half Men
Kissing Abraham Lincoln
Berta
11/27/2006
Two and a Half Men
Walnuts and Demerol
Berta
12/11/2006
Two and a Half Men
Castrating Sheep in Montana
Berta
01/08/2007
Two and a Half Men
Don't Worry, Speed Racer
Berta
01/22/2007
Two and a Half Men
That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami
Berta
02/05/2007
Two and a Half Men
My Damn Stalker
Berta
02/12/2007
Two and a Half Men
Young People Have Phlegm Too
Berta
02/19/2007
Two and a Half Men
I Merely Slept with a Commie
Berta
02/26/2007
Two and a Half Men
Smooth as a Ken Doll
Berta
04/09/2007
Two and a Half Men
Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot
Berta
04/16/2007
Two and a Half Men
Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous
Berta
04/23/2007
Two and a Half Men
Mr. McGlue's Feedbag
Berta
04/30/2007
Two and a Half Men
Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin
Berta
05/07/2007
Two and a Half Men
Prostitutes and Gelato
Berta
05/14/2007
Two and a Half Men
Large Birds, Spiders and Mom
Berta
09/24/2007
Two and a Half Men
Media Room Slash Dungeon
Berta
10/01/2007
Two and a Half Men
Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo
Berta
10/08/2007
Two and a Half Men
City of Great Racks
Berta
10/15/2007
Two and a Half Men
Putting Swim Fins on a Cat
Berta
10/22/2007
Two and a Half Men
Help Daddy Find His Toenail
Berta
10/29/2007
Two and a Half Men
The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room
Berta
11/05/2007
Two and a Half Men
Is There a Mrs. Waffles?
Berta
11/12/2007
Two and a Half Men
Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids
Berta
11/19/2007
Two and a Half Men
Kinda Like Necrophilia
Berta
11/26/2007
Two and a Half Men
A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh
Berta
03/24/2008
Two and a Half Men
The Soil is Moist
Berta
03/31/2008
Two and a Half Men
Winky-Dink Time
Berta
04/14/2008
Two and a Half Men
Rough Night in Hump Junction
Berta
04/21/2008
Two and a Half Men
Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty
Berta
04/28/2008
Two and a Half Men
Fish in a Drawer
Berta
05/05/2008
Two and a Half Men
Waiting for the Right Snapper
Berta
05/19/2008
Two and a Half Men
Taterhead Is Our Love Child
Berta
09/22/2008
Two and a Half Men
Pie Hole, Herb
Berta
09/29/2008
Two and a Half Men
Damn You, Eggs Benedict
Berta
10/06/2008
Two and a Half Men
The Flavin' and the Mavin'
Berta
10/13/2008
Two and a Half Men
A Jock Strap in Hell
Berta
10/20/2008
Two and a Half Men
It's Always Nazi Week
Berta
11/03/2008
Two and a Half Men
Best H.O. Money Can Buy
Berta
11/10/2008
Two and a Half Men
Pinocchio's Mouth
Berta
11/17/2008
Two and a Half Men
He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited
Berta
12/08/2008
Two and a Half Men
The Devil's Lube
Berta
12/15/2008
Two and a Half Men
Thank God for Scoliosis
Berta
01/12/2009
Two and a Half Men
David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie
Berta
02/02/2009
Two and a Half Men
The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?
Berta
03/09/2009
Two and a Half Men
My Son's Enormous Head
Berta
03/16/2009
Two and a Half Men
The Two Finger Rule
Berta
03/30/2009
Two and a Half Men
Above Exalted Cyclops
Berta
04/27/2009
Two and a Half Men
Sir Lancelot's Litter Box
Berta
05/04/2009
Two and a Half Men
Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth
Berta
05/11/2009
Two and a Half Men
Baseball Was Better with Steroids
Berta
05/18/2009
Two and a Half Men
818-jklpuzo
Berta
09/21/2009
Two and a Half Men
Whipped Unto the Third Generation
Berta
09/28/2009
Two and a Half Men
For the Sake of the Child
Berta
10/19/2009
Two and a Half Men
Give Me Your Thumb
Berta
11/02/2009
Two and a Half Men
Untainted by Filth
Berta
11/09/2009
Two and a Half Men
Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.
Berta
11/16/2009
Two and a Half Men
Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair
Berta
11/23/2009
Two and a Half Men
That's Why They Call It Ball Room
Berta
12/07/2009
Two and a Half Men
Warning, It's Dirty
Berta
12/14/2009
Two and a Half Men
Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste
Berta
01/11/2010
Two and a Half Men
Yay, No Polyps
Berta
01/18/2010
Two and a Half Men
Aye, Aye, Captain
Berta
02/08/2010
Two and a Half Men
Tinkle Like a Princess
Berta
03/01/2010
Two and a Half Men
I Found Your Moustache
Berta
03/08/2010
Two and a Half Men
Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave
Berta
04/12/2010
Two and a Half Men
I Called Him Magoo
Berta
05/10/2010
Two and a Half Men
Gumby with a Pokey
Berta
05/17/2010
Two and a Half Men
Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud
Berta
09/20/2010
Two and a Half Men
A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer
Berta
09/27/2010
Two and a Half Men
A Pudding-Filled Cactus
Berta
10/04/2010
Two and a Half Men
Hookers, Hookers, Hookers
Berta
10/11/2010
Two and a Half Men
The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel
Berta
10/18/2010
Two and a Half Men
Twanging Your Magic Clanger
Berta
10/25/2010
Two and a Half Men
The Crazy Bitch Gazette
Berta
11/01/2010
Two and a Half Men
A Good Time in Central Africa
Berta
11/15/2010
Two and a Half Men
Ow, Ow, Don't Stop
Berta
11/22/2010
Two and a Half Men
Dead from the Waist Down
Berta
12/06/2010
Two and a Half Men
Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead
Berta
12/13/2010
Two and a Half Men
Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup
Berta
01/03/2011
Two and a Half Men
Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak
Berta
02/07/2011
Two and a Half Men
That Darn Priest
Berta
02/14/2011
Two and a Half Men
Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt
Berta
09/19/2011
Two and a Half Men
People Who Love Peepholes
Berta
09/26/2011
Two and a Half Men
Big Girls Don't Throw Food
Berta
10/03/2011
Two and a Half Men
Nine Magic Fingers
Berta
10/10/2011
Two and a Half Men
A Giant Cat Holding a Churro
Berta
10/17/2011
Two and a Half Men
The Squat and the Hover
Berta
10/24/2011
Two and a Half Men
Those Fancy Japanese Toilets
Berta
10/31/2011
Two and a Half Men
Thank You for the Intercourse
Berta
11/07/2011
Two and a Half Men
Frodo's Headshots
Berta
11/14/2011
Two and a Half Men
A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes
Berta
11/21/2011
Two and a Half Men
One False Move, Zimbabwe!
Berta
12/12/2011




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