Scary Movie 3

2003

David Zucker
Director

News anchor hears of evil video tape that causes death within seven days...meanwhile a farmer finds a weird crop circle.

The Ring and Signs are the main targets of this scattershot spoof although somehow Matrix Reloaded gets some attention also.

Occasionally amusing.



24th October 2003
Cinema






23rd January 2004
Cinema






26th April 2011
DVD



84 mins


Scary Movie 3.5
10th October 2011
Blu-Ray








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Pamela Anderson
Becca
Jenny McCarthy
Kate
Marny Eng
Tabitha
Charlie Sheen
Tom
Simon Rex
George
Jianna Ballard
Sue
Jeremy Piven
Ross Giggens
Anna Faris
Cindy Campbell
Timothy Stack
Carson Ward
Elaine Klimaszewski
Elaine
Diane Klimaszewski
Diane
Camryn Manheim
Trooper Champlin
Drew Mikuska
Cody
Regina Hall
Brenda Meeks
Darrell Hammond
Father Muldoon
Anthony Anderson
Mahalik
Dexter Bell
Toilet Guy
Kevin Hart
CJ
Dame Lee
Rapper #1
Doron Bell
Rapper #2
(as Doron Bell Jr.)
Simon Cowell
Himself
Fat Joe
Himself
Ajay Naidu
Sayaman
Denise Richards
Annie
William S. Taylor
Mr. Meeks
Patricia Idlette
Mrs. Meeks
David Edwards
Ralph
Frank C. Turner
Mr. Meek's Brother
Monica Dillon
Brenda's Grandmother
Lori Stewart
Tabitha's Mother
Jim Bremner
Guy in Chair
Phil Dornfeld
Tabitha's Voice (voice)
Queen Latifah
Aunt ShaNeequa
Eddie Griffin
Orpheus
Edward Moss
MJ
Dee Jay Jackson
Zubie
Leslie Nielsen
President Harris
D.L. Hughley
John Wilson
Ja Rule
Agent Thompson
George Carlin
Architect
Troy Yorke
Alien #1
Marco Soriano
Alien #2
Cliff Solomon
Native American #1
Byron Chief-Moon
Native American #2
Dolly Madsen
Native American #3
John Hainsworth
Tracheotomy Man
Beverley Breuer
Tracheotomy Wife
Jessie Young
Girl Scout
Deanne Henry
Tammy Fae Baker
Eric Breker
Secret Serviceman Jones
Master P
Himself
Macy Gray
Herself
Redman
Himself
Method Man
Himself
Raekwon
Himself
RZA
Himself (as The RZA)
U-God
Himself
Naomi Lawson-Baird
Sweet Tabitha
Abigail Adams
Wedding Guest
Debbie Lee Carrington
Mini Tabitha (deleted scene)