Two and a Half Men

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Season	Episode Title	Air Date	Air Time	Channel	Country	#Creds	#Pics
1	Pilot	09/22/2003			USA	10
1	Big Flappy Bastards	09/29/2003			USA	4
1	Go East on Sunset Until You Reach the Gates of Hell	10/06/2003			USA	7
1	If I Can't Write My Chocolate Song, I'm Going to Take a Nap	10/13/2003			USA	6
	The Last Thing You Want to Do Is Wind Up with a Hump	10/20/2003			USA
1	Did You Check with the Captain of the Flying Monkeys?	10/27/2003			USA	6
	If They Do Go Either Way They're Usually Fake	11/03/2003			USA
1	Twenty-five Little Pre-pubers Without a Snoot-ful	11/10/2003			USA	6
1	Phase One, Complete	11/17/2003			USA	5
1	Merry Thanksgiving	11/24/2003			USA	10
1	Alan Harper, Frontier Chiropractor	12/15/2003			USA	8
	Camel Filters and Pheremones	01/05/2004			USA	8
	Sara Like Puny Alan	01/12/2004			USA
1	I Can't Afford Hyenas	02/02/2004			USA	9
1	Round One to the Hot Crazy Chick	02/09/2004			USA	7
1	That Was Saliva, Alan	02/16/2004			USA	6
1	Ate the Hamburgers, Wearing the Hats	02/23/2004			USA	8
1	An Old Flame with a New Wick	03/01/2004			USA	7
1	I Remember the Coatroom, I Just Don't Remember You	03/22/2004			USA	7
1	Hey, I Can Pee Outside in the Dark	04/19/2004			USA	8
1	No Sniffing, No Wowing	05/03/2004			USA	6
1	My Doctor Has a Cow Puppet	05/10/2004			USA	8
1	Just Like Buffalo	05/17/2004			USA	10
1	Can You Feel My Finger	05/24/2004			USA	8
2	Back Off Mary Poppins	09/20/2004			USA	9
2	Enjoy Those Garlic Balls	09/27/2004			USA	8
2	A Bag Full of Jawea	10/04/2004			USA	7
2	Go Get Mommy's Bra	10/11/2004			USA	5
2	Bad News from the Clinic	10/18/2004			USA	6
2	The Price of Healthy Gums Is Eternal Vigilance	10/25/2004			USA	5
2	A Kosher Slaughterhouse Out in Fontana	11/08/2004			USA	7
2	Frankenstein and the Horny Villagers	11/15/2004			USA	6
2	Yes, Monsignor	11/22/2004			USA	6
2	The Salmon Under My Sweater	11/29/2004			USA	5
2	Last Chance to See Those Tattoos	12/13/2004			USA	7
2	A Lung Full of Alan	01/03/2005			USA	4
	Zejdz Zmoich Wlosow	01/17/2005			USA
2	Those Big Pink Things with Coconut	01/31/2005			USA	9
2	Smell the Umbrella Stand	02/07/2005	5:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
2	Can You Eat Human Flesh with Wooden Teeth?	02/14/2005	6:00 pm	TVLand	USA	5
2	Woo-Hoo, a Hernia-Exam!	02/21/2005	6:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
2	It Was Mame, Mom	03/07/2005	7:00 pm	TVLand	USA	8
2	A Low, Guttural Tongue-Flapping Noise	03/21/2005	7:30 pm	TVLand	USA	4
2	I Always Wanted a Shaved Monkey	04/18/2005	8:00 pm	TVLand	USA	8
2	A Sympathetic Crotch to Cry On	05/02/2005	8:30 pm	TVLand	USA	6
2	That Old Hose Bag Is My Mother	05/09/2005	9:00 pm	TVLand	USA	10
2	Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab, Squab	05/16/2005	9:30 pm	TVLand	USA	5
	Does Something Smell Funny to You	05/23/2005			USA
3	Weekend in Bangkok with Two Olympic Gymnasts	09/19/2005	10:30 pm	TVLand	USA	5
3	Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover	09/26/2005	11:00 pm	TVLand	USA	7
3	Carpet Burns and a Bite Mark	10/03/2005	11:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
3	Your Dismissive Attitude Toward Boobs	10/10/2005	12:00 am	TVLand	USA	5
3	We Called It Mr. Pinky	10/17/2005	12:30 am	TVLand	USA	7
3	Hi, Mr. Horned One	10/24/2005			USA	6
3	Sleep Tight, Puddin' Pop	11/07/2005	1:00 am	TVLand	USA	8
3	That Voodoo That I Do Do	11/14/2005	1:30 am	TVLand	USA	5
3	Madame and Her Special Friend	11/21/2005	9:55 pm	TVLand	USA	6
3	Something Salted and Twisted	11/28/2005	10:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
3	Santa's Village of the Damned	12/19/2005			USA	5
3	That Special Tug	01/09/2006	1:00 am	TVLand	USA	6
3	Humiliation Is a Visual Medium	01/23/2006	1:30 am	TVLand	USA	6
3	Love Isn't Blind, It's Retarded	02/06/2006	9:55 pm	TVLand	USA	6
3	My Tongue Is Meat	02/27/2006	10:30 pm	TVLand	USA	8
3	Ergo, the Booty Call	03/06/2006	1:00 am	TVLand	USA	9
3	The Unfortunate Little Schnauzer	03/13/2006			USA	8
3	The Spit-Covered Cobbler	03/20/2006	10:00 pm	TVLand	USA	5
3	Golly Moses, She's a Muffin	04/10/2006	10:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
3	Always a Bridesmaid, Never a Burro	04/24/2006	1:00 am	TVLand	USA	7
3	And the Plot Moistens	05/01/2006	1:30 am	TVLand	USA	6
3	Just Once with Aunt Sophie	05/08/2006	10:00 pm	TVLand	USA	3
3	Arguments for the Quickie	05/15/2006	10:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
3	That Pistol-Packin' Hermaphrodite	05/22/2006	1:00 am	TVLand	USA	7
4	Working for Caligula	09/18/2006	1:30 am	TVLand	USA	8
4	Who's Vod Kanockers	09/25/2006			USA	5
4	The Sea Is a Harsh Mistress	10/02/2006	10:30 pm	TVLand	USA	10
4	A Pot Smoking Monkey	10/09/2006			USA	7
4	A Live Woman of Proven Fertility	10/16/2006	1:30 am	TVLand	USA	6
4	Apologies for the Frivolity	10/23/2006	3:00 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	Repeated Blows to His Unformed Head	10/30/2006	3:30 pm	TVLand	USA	6
4	Release the Dogs	11/13/2006	4:00 pm	TVLand	USA	10
4	Corey's Been Dead for an Hour	11/20/2006	4:30 pm	TVLand	USA	8
4	Kissing Abraham Lincoln	11/27/2006	5:00 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	Walnuts and Demerol	12/11/2006			USA	10
4	Castrating Sheep in Montana	01/08/2007	5:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	Don't Worry, Speed Racer	01/22/2007	6:00 pm	TVLand	USA	9
4	That's Summer Sausage, Not Salami	02/05/2007	6:30 pm	TVLand	USA	5
4	My Damn Stalker	02/12/2007	7:00 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	Young People Have Phlegm Too	02/19/2007	7:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	I Merely Slept with a Commie	02/26/2007	8:00 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	It Never Rains in Hooterville	03/19/2007	8:30 pm	TVLand	USA	4
4	Smooth as a Ken Doll	04/09/2007	9:00 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	Aunt Myra Doesn't Pee a Lot	04/16/2007	9:30 pm	TVLand	USA	10
4	Tucked, Taped and Gorgeous	04/23/2007	10:00 pm	TVLand	USA	8
4	Mr. McGlue's Feedbag	04/30/2007	10:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
4	Anteaters. They're Just Crazy-lookin	05/07/2007			USA	6
4	Prostitutes and Gelato	05/14/2007	11:30 pm	TVLand	USA	7
5	Large Birds, Spiders and Mom	09/24/2007	12:00 am	TVLand	USA	6
5	Media Room Slash Dungeon	10/01/2007	12:30 am	TVLand	USA	8
5	Dum Diddy Dum Diddy Doo	10/08/2007	1:00 am	TVLand	USA	4
5	City of Great Racks	10/15/2007	1:30 am	TVLand	USA	7
5	Putting Swim Fins on a Cat	10/22/2007	2:00 am	TVLand	USA	8
5	Help Daddy Find His Toenail	10/29/2007	2:30 am	TVLand	USA	7
5	The Leather Gear Is in the Guest Room	11/05/2007			USA	6
5	Is There a Mrs. Waffles?	11/12/2007			USA	7
5	Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids	11/19/2007			USA	7
5	Kinda Like Necrophilia	11/26/2007			USA	5
5	Meander to Your Dander	03/17/2008			USA	4
5	A Little Clammy and None Too Fresh	03/24/2008			USA	7
5	The Soil is Moist	03/31/2008			USA	7
5	Winky-Dink Time	04/14/2008			USA	5
5	Rough Night in Hump Junction	04/21/2008			USA	8
5	Look at Me, Mommy, I'm Pretty	04/28/2008			USA	8
5	Fish in a Drawer	05/05/2008			USA	15
5	If My Hole Could Talk	05/12/2008			USA	5
5	Waiting for the Right Snapper	05/19/2008			USA	8
6	Taterhead Is Our Love Child	09/22/2008			USA	9
6	Pie Hole, Herb	09/29/2008			USA	8
6	Damn You, Eggs Benedict	10/06/2008			USA	7
6	The Flavin' and the Mavin'	10/13/2008			USA	6
	A Jock Strap in Hell	10/20/2008			USA	5	1
6	It's Always Nazi Week	11/03/2008			USA	7
6	Best H.O. Money Can Buy	11/10/2008			USA	8
6	Pinocchio's Mouth	11/17/2008			USA	4
6	The Mooch at the Boo	11/24/2008			USA	6
6	He Smelled the Ham, He Got Excited	12/08/2008			USA	7
6	The Devil's Lube	12/15/2008			USA	9
6	Thank God for Scoliosis	01/12/2009	12:30 am	Fox	USA	8
6	I Think You Offended Don	01/19/2009	1:00 am	Fox	USA	6
6	David Copperfield Slipped Me a Roofie	02/02/2009	12:30 am	Fox	USA	8
6	I'd Like to Start with the Cat	02/09/2009	1:00 am	Fox	USA	4
6	She'll Still Be Dead at Halftime	03/02/2009	12:30 am	Fox	USA	4
6	The 'Ocu' or the 'Pado'?	03/09/2009			USA	5
6	My Son's Enormous Head	03/16/2009			USA	6
6	The Two Finger Rule	03/30/2009	1:00 am	Fox	USA	7
6	Hello, I am Alan Cousteau	04/13/2009	12:30 am	Fox	USA	4
6	Above Exalted Cyclops	04/27/2009	3:00 am	Fox	USA	6
6	Sir Lancelot's Litter Box	05/04/2009			USA	4
6	Good Morning, Mrs. Butterworth	05/11/2009			USA	4
6	Baseball Was Better with Steroids	05/18/2009			USA	9
7	818-jklpuzo	09/21/2009			USA	8
7	Whipped Unto the Third Generation	09/28/2009			USA	6
7	Mmm, Fish. Yum.	10/05/2009			USA	7
7	Laxative Tester, Horse Inseminator	10/12/2009			USA	6
7	For the Sake of the Child	10/19/2009			USA	5
7	Give Me Your Thumb	11/02/2009	1:00 am	Fox	USA	6
7	Untainted by Filth	11/09/2009	1:30 am	Fox	USA	10
7	Gorp. Fnark. Schmegle.	11/16/2009			USA	6
7	Captain Terry's Spray-On Hair	11/23/2009			USA	4
	That's Why They Call It Ball Room	12/07/2009			USA	9
7	Warning, It's Dirty	12/14/2009			USA	8
7	Fart Jokes, Pie and Celeste	01/11/2010			USA	6
7	Yay, No Polyps	01/18/2010			USA	5
7	Crude and Uncalled For	02/01/2010			USA	5
	Aye, Aye, Captain	02/08/2010			USA	5
7	Tinkle Like a Princess	03/01/2010			USA	9
7	I Found Your Moustache	03/08/2010			USA	7
7	Ixnay on the Oggie Day	03/22/2010			USA	6
7	Keith Moon Is Vomiting in his Grave	04/12/2010			USA	7
7	I Called Him Magoo	05/10/2010			USA	5
7	Gumby with a Pokey	05/17/2010			USA	17
7	This Is Not Gonna End Well	05/24/2010			USA	6
8	Three Girls and a Guy Named Bud	09/20/2010			USA	8
8	A Bottle of Wine and a Jackhammer	09/27/2010			USA	7
8	A Pudding-Filled Cactus	10/04/2010			USA	7
8	Hookers, Hookers, Hookers	10/11/2010			USA	8
8	The Immortal Mr. Billy Joel	10/18/2010			USA	7
8	Twanging Your Magic Clanger	10/25/2010			USA	5
8	The Crazy Bitch Gazette	11/01/2010			USA	8
8	Springtime on a Stick	11/08/2010			USA	6
8	A Good Time in Central Africa	11/15/2010			USA	7
8	Ow, Ow, Don't Stop	11/22/2010			USA	8
8	Dead from the Waist Down	12/06/2010			USA	9
8	Chocolate Diddlers or My Puppy's Dead	12/13/2010			USA	8
	Skunk, Dog Crap and Ketchup	01/03/2011			USA	8
	Lookin' for Japanese Subs	01/17/2011			USA	4
	Three Hookers and a Philly Cheesesteak	02/07/2011			USA	8
8	That Darn Priest	02/14/2011			USA	6
9	Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt	09/19/2011	8:30 pm	ITV2	USA	21
9	People Who Love Peepholes	09/26/2011	12:45 am	ITV2	USA	7
9	Big Girls Don't Throw Food	10/03/2011	8:30 pm	ITV2	USA	7
9	Nine Magic Fingers	10/10/2011	8:00 pm	ITV2	USA	9
9	A Giant Cat Holding a Churro	10/17/2011	8:30 pm	ITV2	USA	6
9	The Squat and the Hover	10/24/2011	12:45 am	ITV2	USA	7
9	Those Fancy Japanese Toilets	10/31/2011	1:20 am	ITV2	USA	6
9	Thank You for the Intercourse	11/07/2011	1:30 am	ITV2	USA	10
9	Frodo's Headshots	11/14/2011	1:55 am	ITV2	USA	10
9	A Fishbowl Full of Glass Eyes	11/21/2011	12:55 am	ITV2	USA	7
9	What a Lovely Landing Strip	12/05/2011			USA	8
9	One False Move, Zimbabwe!	12/12/2011			USA	9
9	Slowly and in a Circular Fashion	01/02/2012	12:45 am	ITV2	USA
9	A Possum on Chemo	01/16/2012	8:30 pm	ITV2	USA
9	The Duchess of Dull-in-Sack	02/06/2012	8:00 pm	ITV2	USA
9	Sips, Sonnets and Sodomy	02/13/2012	8:30 pm	ITV2	USA
9	Not in My Mouth!	02/20/2012			USA
9	The War Against Gingivitis	02/27/2012			USA
9	Palmdale, Ech	03/19/2012			USA
9	Grandma's Pie	04/09/2012			USA
9	Mr. Hose Says 'Yes'	04/16/2012			USA
9	Why We Gave Up Women	04/30/2012			USA
9	The Straw in My Donut Hole	05/07/2012			USA
9	Oh Look! Al-Qaeda!	05/14/2012			USA
10	I Changed My Mind About the Milk	09/27/2012			USA
10	A Big Bag of Dog	10/04/2012			USA
10	Four Balls, Two Bats and One Mitt	10/11/2012			USA
10	You Do Know What the Lollipop Is For	10/18/2012			USA
10	That's Not What They Call It in Amsterdam	10/25/2012			USA
10	Ferrets, Attack!	11/01/2012			USA
10	Avoid the Chinese Mustard	11/08/2012			USA
10	Something My Gynecologist Said	11/15/2012			USA
10	I Scream When I Pee	11/29/2012			USA
10	One Nut Johnson	12/06/2012			USA
10	Give Santa a Tail-Hole	12/13/2012			USA
10	Welcome to Alancrest	01/03/2013	1:00 am	Fox	USA
10	Grab a Feather and Get in Line	01/10/2013	1:00 am	Fox	USA
10	Run, Steven Staven! Run!	01/31/2013			USA
10	Paint It, Pierce It or Plug It	02/07/2013			USA
10	Advantage: Fat, Flying Baby	02/14/2013			USA
10	Throgwarten Middle School Mysteries	02/21/2013			USA
10	The 9:04 from Pemberton	03/07/2013			USA
10	Big Episode: Someone Stole a Spoon	03/14/2013			USA
10	Bazinga! That's From a TV Show	04/04/2013			USA
10	Another Night with Neil Diamond	04/25/2013			USA
10	My Bodacious Vidalia	05/02/2013			USA
10	Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped	05/09/2013			USA
11	Nangnangnangnang	09/26/2013	9:30 pm	CBS	USA	3
11	I Think I Banged Lucille Ball	10/03/2013			USA